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postie2 64M
504 posts
11/26/2020 10:16 am
some whitty comments


I NEVER THOUGHT THE COMMENT ''I WOULDN'T TOUCH HIM/HER WITH A 6 FOOT POLE'' WOULD BECOME A NATIONAL POLICY,BUT HERE WE ARE

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AT THE STORE WAS A BIG X BY THE REGISTER FOR ME STAND ON ....
I'VE SEEN MANY ROAD RUNNER CARTOONS TO FALL FOR THAT ONE.

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THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.
THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHS ON

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THE BUTTONS ON MY JEANS HAVE STARTED TO SOCIAL DISTANCE FROM EACH OTHER.

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UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THE DAYS OF THE WEEK ARE NOW CALLED. THISDAY, THATDAY, OTHERDAY' SOMEDAY, YESTERDAY, TODAY & NEXTDAY,

postie2 64M
322 posts
11/26/2020 10:17 am

WHAT U THINK GUYS


kimfox 33T
209 posts
11/26/2020 12:54 pm

i like #3 n #4 🦊


jrodd 62M
3835 posts
11/27/2020 4:15 am

Yeah something like stay one human corpse distance from one another or a mask is equivalent a flea staring at the gaps in a chainlink fence to ducking under your desk in this position during a thermonuclear blast and ,dont forget to kiss yur ass goodbye anyways.


gob_bleuup22 65M  
1498 posts
11/27/2020 9:57 am

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Since we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.


Gob's Korner ™


kimfox 33T
209 posts
11/27/2020 10:49 am

@ GOB 🦊


Hert1973 48M  
2542 posts
11/28/2020 3:48 am

Innit you got competition Rubyyyyy is back