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11/28/2019 6:06 pm

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11/28/2019 6:08 pm


Sixteen and a half million innocent minding their own dam business domestic turkeys suddenly invaded at 3:45 AM by farm families make a fast buck.

Massive collective Panic as feathers fly in all directions. Loud cries of morbid fear haunt the still night skies as these innocent birds run into wire mesh fences that offer no chance for escape!

Fed steroid grains with cheap cost the farmers add shitty rain water thrown in as Turkey living quarters are super crowded and packed in with no room to even flap cramped up wings.. Wings cruelly clipped to hinder any resemblance of flight escape!

A nearly foot deep floor of shit whose odors are non stop in those 250 foot long cheap wooden structure prisons add to their helpless misery..

Suddenly they find themselves piled roof into the back of a already stinky beat up U-haul 20 foot closed van trucks headed directly for the railroad yards. For awaiting them are Box cars always and muggy stuffed in so tight they can blink and cackle in deep painful protest!

Off big slaughter houses where the usual 51 weeks a year chicken conveyor belts are switched over and beefed up hold my turkey kin with some then reaching up 28 pounds on the wing.

Yep oversized foot holding metal clamps so they firmly hang upside down as they slowly make their way down the long way conveyer belt into the bloody killing zone..

Next the cries of my cousins and sister birds loosing their heads as machetties instantly produce blood stained feathers in a kind of a indoor snow storm to the skilled production team death squad team working for the meat company getting overtime for !!!!

The heads be ground and made into commercial food as fillers while the feet are ground for fertilizer and the free from blood feathers fused for cheap pillow stuffing in many third world countries!

Those plucking machines do a neat job especially after each corpse is sprayed with boiling water to loosen all their feathers for the pluckers to yank on..

Ralph the reamer and his brother Bruno are expert in hacking off sex organs and anal cavities as now car wash type spray with disinfectants gives each body a rim job that would make a giant gay ant eater most proud.

With foot claws cleanly sliced off, they are ready for sterilization processing as the federal meat inspected supposed to be present to witness this cleaning process is over in the main office getting his dick nicely sucked by a fat willing secretary whose dictation skills merit her getting a 50 cent tip afterwards.

Ah the internal power wash while any old neck ,gizzard and giblets now in a brown paper are shoved back into the cavity to help dry it up while giving a gravy making bonanza to all ofyou lucky consumers..

How tight packaging with the final stamp of approval as the scale its on, automatically prints the weight in pounds and ounces along with the buyers already TOTAL PRICE !

Now a waiting of refrigerated tractor trailer trucks pull up by with their reefers running full blast uphold the USDA mandated transport temperature of 37 degree F..

While on the back side of the slaughter house next the processing plant. The scavenger trucks cents a pound for the 37% of unusable parts not fit for human consumption!

Meanwhile back home at the turkey farm. Dad and his boys are using a front loader with no roof on it plow the 8 1/4 tons of turkey shit that both Agway and Tyson foods Agricultural Division have won the bid on and will make times more than it cost them buy.

Yep the diverse Turkey Industry loves Thanksgiving Day far more than the American Consumer does.

So off the super market chains all across America first and foremost. Smaller Mom and Pop or Cultural Neighborhood Ethnic stores will about 37% more for every bird pound they buy.

displays will take place. The most popular being Fresh turkey sold in many forms. Fresh Hen or Tom turkey (GULPS HERE). Young turkey or all the leftovers that were frozen the day after their Sell by date expired.

Flash frozen to -37 to kill potential inside bacteria within there plastic type insulated covering shell... Web mesh is just simple marketing dressing up to make it even more expensive and professionally butchered.

Yep the frozen cost far less and the poor buy most of them at least days prior Thanksgiving Day so they can thaw .. After a few times around doing this, they discover running cold water with finger fucking style strong fingers removes the interior clumps of ice sticking the bottom ribs and anal canal.

Meanwhile back at the supers, most large carriages are filled with potato's, fresh squash, cranberry sauce, turnips. greens and salad veggies. Stuffing boxes or packages as well as pumpkin or squash pies add depth to your checkout dollar totals..

A 24 pack of Gobs Gay Beer or a few select bottles of celebration wine are also on the menu for most traditional families. Do you serve a Red or white wine with Turkey?? ( I'll never tell!)

And so the big morning arrives as I Tom Jive Turkey head the woods up on the ridge about quarters of a mile away from my small farm family that keeps me as a pet .

Did you know us turkeys have better hearing and wind noses that almost all breeds of domectic dogs?

Once arriving there in the woods, I see my wild turkey cousins little ones born in late April or May for the very first time. They are already more than half grown as turkeys grow fast in the wild just like wild geese and ducks do.

Yes the wild feed they show me is hard for me swallow as being Domesticated has sort of spoiled me.

My wild cousins share the diet as the white tail deer. When no snow is on the ground, pickings are abundant and easy find. Buds while not as nourishing are pretty much what they have feed on come the permafrost and winter freeze up north.

Yes at last closure awaits my siblings and turkey cousins from this living hell. Now. Far from home and finally taken of that tight plastic shit and given a proper bath from the inside ..

Stuffing in most cases fills their missing inner void of organs now in the form of commercial fertilizer on some back Agway shelf.

Immune from the temps , and a half hours are the times they take a boat ride inside of a large broiling pan going nowhere.. Their coming party is a Cooling down session as they should not be cut up when and with core temps over 5 degrees F..

Dad in most cases proudly displays his Manhood techniques as junior looks on in admiration. Mom has Sarah and Mary Beth helping her set the table.

How traditional this festive occasion becomes for families all across America!

Taking their hard plastic ring type shackles off of their imprisoned bound feet is their very last step of Supermarket type Independence.

" wants a drumstick" dad asks and as always junior is the answer. Mom has remind Dad that Prayer is needed right then and there before anything else!

And while they collectively pray in a state of THANKFULNESS ( a human trait given with their birth rights of superiority)

I am with my ancestors in the wild while you humans s are merely trying remember brief thoughts of the tales they were told of Plymouth rock and Amercia's first Pilgrims Thanksgiving back in 21!

Yes I am thankful for GOD GAVE LIFE ALL CREATURES BIG AND SMALL. as my temporary adopted for a few hours flock all Gobble in excited unison as a large unexpected cluster of wild gooseberries perfectly ripe signify a mid day feast of sorts.

By his gift I am allowed live, I am petted by all the excited visiting grandchildren and fed and tended too. I am sort of Free with some choice to roam.

The wise family knows this and allows me my freedom while I let him drink of my inside barn shelter vessel!

I GOBBLE and talk my kind up on that ridge distant there yonker. The annual weeks of Hunting season and shotgun blasts have mercifully ended on the last day of last May.

And now with those turkey pen houses all cleaned and disinfected, some 1,800 baby chicks adorned in their hatchling snow white fleece of incoming feathers are released into their new life long survival quarters.

Feed and water troughs loaded with vitamins, minerals and growth enhancers are full to capacity for 364 more days left fatten em all up max weights so that we all can be THANKFUL BUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now eat half portions and be sure give your dogs and cats a light or dark meat treator that this truthful blog has prevented you from fully digging into on this Festive Holiday!!


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11/28/2019 6:07 pm


115 posts
11/28/2019 6:08 pm


115 posts
11/28/2019 6:08 pm

AH SAFE FOR ANOTHER 364 DAYS...................TANK GOD.